Posted 19 hours ago

"I was born without muscles in my mouth so I can’t smile but I’m real happy"
Happy 30th Birthday, Joe Trohman

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Posted 19 hours ago


This is the best thing I have seen all day

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Posted 3 days ago


Might’ve been done before, but all the “shitty anti-jokes” from this episode

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Pete Wentz + Inspirational Tweets

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Last night.

Posted 1 week ago
  1. baby: m....m...m
  2. mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  3. baby: m...m...
  4. baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
Posted 1 week ago



gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

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