Posted 20 hours ago

patrick popped a balloon tonight

  1. pete: i can imagine you in a dark room in your underwear popping balloons
  2. patrick: whY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT PERVERTED LIKE I JUST ENJOY THE ACT OF POPPING BALLOONS.
  3. **later**
  4. pete: yo let's see if we can find you some more balloons to molest.
Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

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Posted 21 hours ago

agentcarolinainthemorning:

littlebluecaboose:

world-cat:

Here is the video, and it’s wonderful.

It’s 2014 and a person can get drunk and almost get stabbed by a household robot. I love the future.

I love that this has escaped the rooster teeth fandom by so much. The internet is great.

"some drunk people" I’m laughing so fucking hard that this is how the world now knows Geoff and Griffon Ramsey and Gavin Free

(Source: aimingforthefuckinglighttree)

Posted 1 day ago
beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

(Source: richiepanic)

Posted 1 day ago

heyheyroosterteeth:

[x] After hearing Ryan’s story as a male model, I had to upload it. Now we just need to find those photos. 

Posted 1 day ago
  1. what she says: im fine
  2. what she means: everything in the jungle wanna eat you baby, i can't blame 'em 'cause u look so fine, i wanna give you sexual rabies, gimme that sweet sweet monkey vagine, though i want to put your pelvis in traction, in pandora the main attraction is blue rabbits fucking
Posted 1 day ago

(Source: lunathepug)

Posted 1 day ago

vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

Posted 1 day ago

drake & josh

  1. season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  2. season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

thnksfrth-hiatus:

ptrck-vghn-stmp:

Dance, Dance (Acapella) - Fall Out Boy

I didn’t know they said ‘joe trohman is lame’ oh my god